I have a daily calender of Medical Bloopers

Todays:

As charted:

The prostate exam revealed that my fingers were too short.

ROFL :)

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I just told my sister brb because I needed a drink of water.

Thing is, it was to her face...

I am such a geek.

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I look like such a girl, in a skirt and a sweatershirt and eye makeup and lip makeup and straightened hair and gah...

I'm scared. I'm also wearing heels which aren't the safest things for me.