amigone2515 | Gonna give this a try

Stole this from Fel. I think the point of it is to answer the following questions with song lyrics by one band...

Band: The Goo Goo Dolls

1. Are you male or female?
This little woman drives me insane, she's tied to my ankle with a ball and chain (slave girl)

2. Describe yourself?
Now you're a supermarket punk rock television comedy (what a scene)
Says she's extra sad today (Tucked Away)
She's got nowhere to go (Acoustic #3)

3. How do they feel about you?
You've worked so hard for everything you've got Ten minutes later, you're a loser Count your blessings and the ones you love At this point, we beggars can't be choosers (So Outta Line)

4. How do you feel about yourself?

You cannot fight the tears that ain't comin', all the moments of truth in your lies, when everything feels like the movies, yeah, you bleed just to know you're alive (Iris)

'Cause fucking up takes practise, I feel I'm well rehearsed (Only One)

Everything's wrong... but it's alright (Two Days In February)

5. Describe your girlfriend/boyfriend?
I'm dateless so we'll pretend...

'Cuz you're gone... and you ain't comin' back... Yeah, you're gone, and I wish you'd come back... (Cuz you're gone)

6. What would you rather be doing?

I'd rather hang with drunks than hang out with myself Well, the booze is over there, take a glass off the shelf If you ain't had enough by tomorrow at noon We're gonna place a call to the boneyard crew Went to sleep at home and woke up in a shed
Oh, son of a bitch! (Out Of The Red)

7. Describe where you live?
I look outside my window, everything is blanketed in white, the neighbour's pushing out cars out from snow that fell on us last night (Already there)

8. Describe how you love?

And if I had an hourglass, I'd save the grains of time I spent with you, yeah, that's what I'd do (Lucky Star)

9. Share a few words of wisdom?

Stop Fallin' in love with everything that lets you down (Nothing Can Change You (cover))