Haikus written at work

Pens Pens Pens are good
write with good expensive ink
I must buy more now.
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Debra Dawn Danielle
This girl is toronto bound
Wait 'til end of may
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My back is itchy
Dry skin, perhaps chicken pox?
I will never know
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Jagdeep Gill is bad
"I won't work this shift today."
No paycheque for you
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Rabia the quiet girl
Doesn't talk with employees
But likes to mop the floor
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Fire extingui-
sher never used or handled
lonely on the wall
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Cleaning day at work
Dried sundae topping on floor
behind prep table
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Avril concert soon
Chem exam sooner than that
Grandparents come tues.
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Debbie left her drink
Should we add soap for flavour?
I think that we should
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John Stamos played Jess
On full house in the 80's
Gorgeous gorgeous man!
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Landon is my boss
"F" is for his middle name
still unknown to all
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Deb is coloured pink
She deemed unnessescary
with water, it's all gone.
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The floor is like ice
not cold, but slippery 'cuz
oil was spilled this morn.
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The clock hands tick, tick
Not fast enough for us here
When is 5 o'clock?
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Taco time neighbours
you have too much business now
give us your profits
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Juicy Fruit red gum
I chew with my mouth open
Yummy yummy gum
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Rabia is unable
to keep her shirts one colour
stay away from bleach
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Addicting, so cool
I love thee with my whole heart
my dear tetris game.
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My ode to root beer
sweet, bubbly, yummy brown drink
From the A&W.
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Debra the skeptic
Haikus can make me lots of money
She will not buy them.